03-26-2010, 06:05 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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What will they think of next?
PF, wadda' think?
A recipe card holder?  |
03-26-2010, 07:14 PM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: PA. Mtns.
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Makes it convenient to stoop down and grasp things  |
03-26-2010, 09:42 PM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Join Date: Sep 2008
Location: At the bottom of the great big Vegemite jar
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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03-26-2010, 09:50 PM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
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The Junior model that's coming soon disturbs me.
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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03-26-2010, 10:56 PM
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broken
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Join Date: Sep 2001
Location: New York
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Why is it microwave safe?
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I see your fantasy... you want to make it a realityAre you in the mood to be subdued You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehaveTie me to the bedpost
I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all
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03-27-2010, 01:01 AM
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Join Date: Aug 2001
Location: North Australia
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You wouldn't want it fucking your microwave.
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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating
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03-27-2010, 08:04 AM
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Yankee in Dixie
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Join Date: Jun 2008
Location: Tennessee
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That would be messed up. Ding! My crotch is ready.............
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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf
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03-29-2010, 10:45 AM
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Join Date: Jun 2004
Location: PA. Mtns.
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That looks more menacing than a snapping turtle
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04-01-2010, 01:21 AM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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Join Date: Apr 2007
Location: Fantasies
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I need more training to be a fitting expert. Becuz you know those things may be difficult in a tight situation. 
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!  
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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