01-31-2009, 07:40 AM
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I do naked cartwheels.
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I have...
... downloaded a ridiculous amount of porn today. What is it about super hot weather and horniness!
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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.
-- Prince George
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01-31-2009, 09:26 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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On one hand I'm horny. On the other hand, I'm too damned hot to do anything about it!
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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01-31-2009, 09:33 AM
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I do naked cartwheels.
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Oooh yeah, Adelaide got it worse than us... glad you're coping! I suggest ice-cubes.... strategically placed 
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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.
-- Prince George
My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm
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01-31-2009, 09:37 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Ooooh!
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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01-31-2009, 10:04 AM
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Freeze!
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Just be careful when they melt......you may need a towel.
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01-31-2009, 05:42 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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01-31-2009, 09:35 PM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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Originally Posted by pinkFlames
On one hand I'm horny. On the other hand, I'm too damned hot to do anything about it!
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On 1 hand I'm lubed & in the other hand is my 
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!  
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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02-20-2009, 05:51 AM
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Just me.
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... the sneezes this morning.
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02-20-2009, 11:15 AM
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MSGME!
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..two turntables and a microphone.
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02-20-2009, 02:06 PM
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Registered User
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A raging migraine
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02-21-2009, 03:35 AM
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I do naked cartwheels.
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Erm, ok.... someone just turned a thread of mine into a Smut Game!
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You know, Blackadder, for me socks are like sex. Tons of it about and I never seem to get any.
-- Prince George
My Photos:
https://imgur.com/a/80hiRdm
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02-21-2009, 04:44 AM
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Pretty 'n Pink
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Well, you started with the smut, the others decided they prefer games.
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Can I drink your bath water can I have your smelly underwear
I just wanna hold it smell it throw it in the air
Can you hold me tight and whisper dirty little nothings when I come
Just don't keep me hanging I've been hanging much too long
Espen Lind ~ Baby You're So Cool
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02-23-2009, 12:52 PM
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I have a wet spot on my dress
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02-25-2009, 02:46 AM
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unregistered mutt. woof!
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I have a Wet Spot membership(on my nose)
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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."
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02-25-2009, 09:01 AM
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i have a new tv
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