Have you ever been talking to someone on the phone when you discover you are subconsciously playing with yourself? You know just rubbing it a little, slowly, in that lazy relaxed way that happens when you are really digging the person you are talking to. Do you think it's wrong not to warn them? Would you be shocked when you hear them start to pant and moan? If you don't leave DNA can you be convicted? How would you feel when it becomes clear they are fucking themselves and you were not consulted? Are you insulted? r are you incredibly turned on?

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Unfortunately no, no, no, I don't think so? (Well at least Bill Clinton didn't.)
But it sounds freakin

Have you?

I'm gonna have to think about this.


For quite a few hours.


Non-stop.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Well, I don't know.

I think we need experimental data. Lilith, feel free to call my cell.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Have I done it? Nope. Has anyone ever done that without my knowledge? Mmmmm not that I know of.

I am more than willing to listen, so anyone in need of an audience, just let me know! Heck I would certainly give lots of encouragement! Lol

Actually, strangely, something similar HAS happened to me! I play World Of Warcraft and we use a voice server to chat in real time. I have been talking and a couple of the guys basically ... well enjoyed my discussion for more than that topic! (I don't think they expected to be caught...but one of them held the push to talk button a bit longer than I think he knew!)

Once people figured out what they where doing it got a bit awkward and then pretty funny. Thankfully it was only like 4 of us talking and 2 of the guys where the ones enjoying themselves.

I like playing and enjoying such talks, but I think both sides should be at least in the know...otherwise its a bit creepy and odd.

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I am a good girl...no wait..a bad girl...no wait...which do I want to be again??

...........................to set up phone lines and some major study time...................

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sexy horny women fan...... :

I've been on the phone once when something like that happened. When Bama was with her ex, her ex started playing and Bama started breathing heavy. I knew what was going on and unfortunately I couldn't listen to the whole thing. BTW, yes it was a turn on to her what little I did.

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Blush

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

Yeh.
A few years back it happened to me. The involuntariness and all. At first I was taken aback, then abrasion presented. My thoughts went to umbrage. Soon I felt the need to call in an authority. I would've had to hang up the line to make the call, but I was still gathering evidence. After all was done the party at the other end issued a disclaimer rendering me defenseless. My need, urge, desire to forge onward to oblivion overwhelmed and I went back to sleep

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

Is that a really round a bout way of saying that you at first you were shocked, then turned on, so you jacked off, came, and then went back to bed?

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Oh, not so much shocked. Rather alerted to an event
Since I'm a hands on guy, I investigated to the end

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."

Yeah, that's what I thought.......

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"BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Will he offer me his mouth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his teeth? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his jaws? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes. GIRL: Again, will he offer me his hunger? BOY: Yes! GIRL: Yes. BOY: On a hot summer night, would you offer your throat to the wolf with the red roses? GIRL: Yes. BOY: I bet you say that to all the boys!" -Meatloaf

Does it still work on a wrong number?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Once, but it was mutual and we both knew it was happening.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney