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WHEN Bill and Hillary Clinton have sex, there's little love involved. At least that's how Pulitzer Prize-winning author Robert Olen Butler imagines it in his upcoming short-story collection, "Intercourse," in which he goes inside the minds of famous couples as they get it on.

Butler conjures up a sweaty encounter between Bill and Hillary when he's 24, she's 23, and they're Yale law students. "This has to be done at this point, although I miss the surprise, I miss the gasp from . . . the dropping of my pants when they least expect it," the future president muses.

Meanwhile, the future New York senator with even bigger ambitions thinks: "Choosing to [bleep] a specific man in a specific bed on a specific day is political . . . One day we'll be [having sex in the Oval Office] and there's a soft knock at the door and the secretary knows not to barge in and she says, 'Madame President, the Soviet premier is on the phone."

Other couples whose erotic escapades are imagined in the book include George W. and Laura Bush, Charles and Diana, and Richard and Pat Nixon.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I'm sort of relieved to read what this was about. My first thought when I saw the title of it was of Bill Clinton slamming it home on George W.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

How could there be any surprise in your mind with the screwing they've giving us?

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Yeah, but is it *kinky* sex?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

YES! And it pisses me off when they use the whole live eagle.

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Bumper sticker seen last year: "What's worse, screwing an intern, or screwing the whole country?"

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Imagine LBJ flipping his Byrd?
How about JFK and Jackie? She eventually became the "O"!
Dya think mebbe FDR and Eleanor found time for politics?

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I like; a) taint brushing: b) a good cigar: c) our juices together; d) champagne: e) protein squirts; f)more of these; g)much more of these; h) Damn, slide that thing into me. Deep!
Adage: 2 things are certain in life; Death & Taxes. Therefore; God & Beelzebub had a meeting to fix the problem. A mighty storm prevailed for ages until finally they ended the storm with the agreement: From now on Anyone whom chooses doesn't have to die. "Everyone wins said Beelzebub. You get an eternally grateful bunch of worshippers praying forever for lower taxes as I goad & prod them forever with higher & higher taxation."