
01-21-2008, 06:57 PM
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Porn Connoisseur
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Join Date: Jan 2008
Location: Alberta
Posts: 41
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Weirdest Masterbation Device
Personally Id have to think the guys have more to share, But you never know.
I was wondering what the weirdest thing you've used to get off is. Myself i've used one of those worm things thats like a sleeve and hard to hang onto. It was sitting there and i figured what the fuck, worked ok.
But there has to be other things just as weird. Homemade things, etc etc.
Love to hear some of the things used, I know i cant be the only one thats used weird things in a pinch.
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Jay: I am the master of the C.L.I.T. Remember this fucking face. Whenever you see C.L.I.T., you'll see this fucking face. I make that shit work. It does whatever the fuck I tell it to. No one rules the C.L.I.T like me. Not this little fuck.
[Points to Silent Bob]
Jay: None of you little fucks out there. I AM THE C.L.I.T. COMMANDER! Remember that, commander of all C.L.I.T.s! When it comes down to business, this is what I do. I pinch it like this. OOH you little fuck. Then I rub my nose with it.
I miss the days of tying up a woman on top of the dinner table, and being able to eat her pussy when ever I felt like it. She was content to stay there for hrs. Theres nothing like the Taste of a juicy wet Love glove to tongue fuck for a while.
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