Today I saw a guy on a motorcycle driving between 40-45 mph on a two lane winding road, one hand on the handle bar...and you guessed it, the other on his cell phone

watched a co-worker load parts into a box,pickup said box and watched the parts fall on the floor! He didn't staple and tape the bottom of the box.

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

I once watched a guy clean 2" of snow/ice from his windshield with the wiper blades on.

You guessed it...he'd wait till the blade on the side he was working swooshed away and then he'd swipe real fast with the scraper. I stayed to watch the entire clearing...which took quite a while.

If he'd only turned off the wipers...yada, yada, yada!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

I know a guy that took a job with a company that was in bankruptcy.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Myself

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Stupid lady who stopped on the on ramp to the highway with me behind her and a semi behind me. Thank God the semi was able to get over into the next lane or I might have been plowed over!!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

I slept for 3 hours last night (poorly), took a plane to Seattle, and thought I'd be aware enough to sell all day. I failed miserably.

Oh, and I still have homework to do tonight, and I am on here...yeah, I am truly a rare idiot

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I had just finished fueling Rufus and was climbing in behind the wheel when I looked over at the vehicle next to me. A lady was smoking a cigarette while pumping gas...and flicking the ashes on the ground.

Obviously I yelled at her & told her she's either illiterate or ignorant, but when she blows herself and someone else up...it doesn't matter which one was the reason but that I didn't appreciate her putting me at risk!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Oh, the day is still early, let's see what it brings me.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Myself............yesterday I stupidly clicked on the new yahoo mail button, not remembering that new stuff from yahoo never works on my old mutt of a computer. So now I can't get the new crap off or to work right so I'll be checking yahoo mail from Boog's computer cause trying to from mine just makes me more pissed!!!


Right now it is the lady across the street 2 houses over who lets her kids play in the street and today they have no shoes on and it is only 41 degrees out.

From what I just read...it would have to be Adam. Yes, as in Adam & Eve.

How many of you knew that Lilith is his exwife? Tis true, folks. She left him when he refused to let her be on top. Get this...he told her "I will not lie beneath you, but only on top. For you are fit only to be in the bottom position, while I am to be the superior one.'

Lilith responded, "We are equal to each other inasmuch as we were both created from the earth." which is fancy talk for "FUCK THAT". So she pronounced the Ineffable Name and flew away into the air.

So now you know.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Give it to ^^^ him for that one.

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/me pronounces the Ineffable Name

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

What the effing hell is the Ineffable Name?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

/me whispers "osuche"

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney