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Old 12-31-2007, 03:01 AM
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Golf is better than sex!

David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....

#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.

#9.. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.

#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.

#7.. Foursomes are encouraged.

#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.

#5... Three times a day is possible.

#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.

#3.. If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.

#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.

And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....

#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it
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Old 12-31-2007, 04:40 AM
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9 or 18 holes in an afternoon?

I'd need a viagra the size of Ayers Rock and a nuclear powered pacemaker to make that a regular date.
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Old 12-31-2007, 09:04 AM
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Old 01-01-2008, 03:13 AM
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Reminds me of a t-shirt slogan I once saw...

"I'm giving up bowling for sex...the balls are lighter, & you don't have to change your shoes."
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Old 01-01-2008, 07:29 PM
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LOL............................but I suck at golf.
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LOL............................but I suck at golf.

But if you alter that to "I suck at golf courses", that could be a good thing
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Old 01-02-2008, 10:23 PM
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But if you alter that to "I suck at golf courses", that could be a good thing

Well...................in my younger days I was told I could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.
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