
12-31-2007, 03:01 AM
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Golf is better than sex!
David Letterman's Top Ten Reasons Why Golf Is Better Than Sex.....
#10... A below par performance is considered damn good.
#9.. You can stop in the middle and have a cheeseburger and a couple of beers.
#8... It's much easier to find the sweet spot.
#7.. Foursomes are encouraged.
#6... You can still make money doing it as a senior.
#5... Three times a day is possible.
#4... Your partner doesn't hire a lawyer if you play with someone else.
#3.. If you live in Florida , you can do it almost every day.
#2... You don't have to cuddle with your partner when you're finished.
And the NUMBER ONE reason why golf is better than sex.....
#1... When your equipment gets old you can replace it
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12-31-2007, 04:40 AM
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9 or 18 holes in an afternoon?
I'd need a viagra the size of Ayers Rock and a nuclear powered pacemaker to make that a regular date.
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12-31-2007, 09:04 AM
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 ^^^ ^^^ 
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01-01-2008, 03:13 AM
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Turn it up!
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Reminds me of a t-shirt slogan I once saw...
"I'm giving up bowling for sex...the balls are lighter, & you don't have to change your shoes."
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01-01-2008, 07:29 PM
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Good one!

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01-01-2008, 09:53 PM
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Missing the Angels
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LOL............................but I suck at golf.
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01-02-2008, 12:54 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by sodaklostsoul
LOL............................but I suck at golf.
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But if you alter that to "I suck at golf courses", that could be a good thing 
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01-02-2008, 10:23 PM
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Quote:
Originally Posted by scotzoidman
But if you alter that to "I suck at golf courses", that could be a good thing 
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Well...................in my younger days I was told I could suck a golf ball thru a garden hose.
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01-03-2008, 03:38 AM
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Recaptured youth, soda?
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