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MOSCOW (Reuters) - A woman set fire to her ex-husband's penis as he sat naked watching television and drinking vodka, Moscow police said Wednesday.


Asked if the man would make a full recovery, a police spokeswoman said it was "difficult to predict."

The attack climaxed three years of acrimonious enforced co-habitation. The couple divorced three years ago but continued to share a small flat, something common in Russia where property costs are very high.

"It was monstrously painful," the wounded ex-husband told Tvoi Den newspaper. "I was burning like a torch. I don't know what I did to deserve this."

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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/me is overwhelmed with ironic responses...


...and speechless imagining his misfortune...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Probably sitting there naked in the first place.

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My stories
An erotic story
The instructor and student
Secretary learns how to take a dicktation
The story of sister stephanie

Tovarisch, Comrades, friends

It is all a Capitalist misunderstanding.

Alexei Mihailovich merely attempted to light his good communist Cuban cigar, but got a little confused in the heat of the moment. He naturally screamed and dropped his wodka.

Had the woman caught the falling wodka, saving a valuable resource in the process, Alexei Mihailovich may have been saved from this added indignity.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Well...I guess this answers the age old question.



Does your penis burn after intercourse?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Not the kind of weenie roast I'd want to attend, that's for sure.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Maybe it was her birthday and he didn't get her a cake!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Da, Russian sausage sizzle, WI.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating