Pissed woozy!!! LMAO!!!

I've been pissed & I've been woozy, but never at the same time...

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If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I'd be woozy if someone pissed on me.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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^^^ More like SOMEONE will be woozy if they piss HER off.

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I've heard of wist pussy.

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i'd be pissed if someone woozied on me

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Fuck The Polar Bears!

Bare polar fucks would be cold, so do you think pissing then might make you woozy?

[QUOTE=dicksbro]Bare polar fucks would be cold, so do you think pissing then might make you woozy? [/QUOTE
Damn it! Where's the "hijack smilie"?

Oh well...

If I die on the Russian front...bury me deep with a Russian...um...um

Lets try this..............

If I die on the Chinese shore...bury me deep with a Chinese...um...um

OK...never friggin mind!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!]











































Been dying since the beginning of time to use that stuff. Didn't want it misconstrued or nonsensical!


Um...............................................

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Because someone works at (blank) does not mean you need to be a giant douche-bag ultra twat-waffle to them.

...filing new terminology into my "curses for idiot drivers" list...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

I think the line that pops into my mind for me today is, "Shit all stupid."

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

I can never remember the good lines when I wanna use them. LOL

My favourity road curse is "COFY!!", pronounced "coffee".

Stands for "Come on, fuck you!!"

Usable in all circumstances, coffee=wake up.

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