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Naked man superglued to exercise bike 2 hours, 17 minutes ago

JOHANNESBURG (Reuters) - A gang stripped a South African man before supergluing him to an exercise bicycle while they ransacked his house, according to a report Thursday.

SAPA news agency said the attackers, dressed in suits, hijacked a man in his 50s and forced him at gunpoint to take them to his home in Johannesburg.

"The victim was then forced to strip, after which he was superglued to the seat of an exercise bicycle, his hands were superglued, as were his feet and then his mouth was superglued shut," SAPA quoted Mark Stokoe, a spokesman for emergency services Netcare 911, as saying.

The man was rescued about three hours later when his partner arrived home, SAPA said.

South Africa is battling one of the world's highest crime rates which has prompted concerns that violence might mar the 2010 soccer World Cup, which the country is due to host.

A police spokesman could not immediately comment on the report. No one at Netcare 911 could be reached.

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gekkogecko,

Wow! I have never heard of that approach.

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talk about forced exercise

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"Tomorrow is another day" Scarlette O'hara monologue..

socrates last words.. " i drank what?!"

Pretty sticky wicket there.

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I never realized they had a national healthcare program there!

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

He is lucky they didn't superglue his wedding tackle to the seat as well. Now that would have been painfull.

PS. Wedding tackle is another way of saying his penis.

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The Question is What did his partner do first when she/he got home?
What would you do

After making sure he was ok...................


Take pictures ofcourse!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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