This is so excellent!

Follow the links!

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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Si à travers nos veines coule encore le sang...
Si dans les jeux d'enfants on entend encore l'accent...
Si nous sentons encore l'espoir de nos grands-parents...
Si dans les voiles du large souffle encore le vent...
Y'a jamais eu de Grand Dérangement.

Not so sure I'd want to be an I.T. guy on that project.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Yikes!

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

That link takes me to my Google homepage. Are you all looking at me????

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Took me a minute to find the link too, but when I did - hilarious!

If you're at google.com, then there should be a link that says...
"
New! Get FREE breakthrough broadband with Google TiSP (BETA)."

Click that and click on any of the links within... I guarantee you'll be well amused!

Free?!?!? Good Deal! Where do I sign up?

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Eudaimonia

LOL LOL

I wonder if Google is prepared for the calls tomorrow What a good lil April Fool

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When you get to the end of your rope, tie a knot and swing.

If we are being the good little perverts that we claim to be, we are!

Well done.

Another product from the Safe Housing Internet Trust.

A canny proposal.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

hehehe...... It works!!! I can see Tingling Tess tinkle!!!!

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

^^^Brat

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Tinkling Tess?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Ahh, so many jokes

"So, I see you get your fibre"
"It's a client-sewer system"
"The Internet really is a system of pipes!"

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I want to know everything
I want to be everywhere
I want to fuck everyone in the world
I want to do something that matters