well for the 2nd time in around 4 years i've lost my bloody passport!

Anyone got any hints on where it might be

they'll be a prize for the winner

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

It's still in the outer pocket of your carry-on bag.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

maybe, infact that could be a good shout

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!

If I were your passport, where would I be hiding...?





Hmmmm......




I can think of one place I'd like to hide, but I think you would've noticed if your passport was down there...

Perhaps the inside pocket of a jacket you wore? Maybe a sportscoat or suit jacket? Perhaps you accidentally put it in a book you were reading on your last trip?

And ReaperWoman....... behave! The man is trying to concentrate and find his passport.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

Last time we lost ours, they turned up in the pocket of our video camera case. Fussy had used it as his hand luggage.....

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

Look under your desk blotter...that's where mine was put after a trip.

About a month before I was heading overseas the thought occured to me that I should put my hands on my passport. It should be in the firebox so I'll check later in the week. A day or so later I moved my blotter and the pp as there. If I hadn't moved the blotter, and I rarely do, I would have torn the house apart looking for it. Now, as soon as I get home it goes back in the fireproof box.

It's in with all the junk mail you had to sort thru after you got back the last time.

In Spain.


...It took a trip because it was feeling unappreciated.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

Look under your bed ... or the couch.

It was hidden by the same gnomes that hide the car keys.

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Stolen by some drug-smuggling terrorist illegally crossing the border, no doubt!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Shhhhhhhhh...they'll start "monitoring" our site!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Not to worry. Like the insurance and reality industries, they are fat and happy now that they have managed LAWS to keep them busy ripping us off.

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Well passport is now safe and sound! The already safe place i normally always leave it wasn't safe enuff for my mum and she moved it and hid it with out telling me, so i spent weeks pulling the house apart only for my mum to have it put it with my birth certifcate and that kinda stuff!

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its all fun and games till someone lose's a bollock!