Here is a scenerio....

You just finished a nice romantic dinner with your partner... the only thing left is the fortune cookie.... what does yours say??

You will soon be met with great pleasure and pain...

(Hey, where's jennaflower's? )

That wasn't chicken - whoops, I have missed the point. *LOL*

How about - don't turn out the lights

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

a shower together a day is a wise investment.

Especially in Australia where we have water restrictions.

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

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get it? lotto numbers.

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"When I'm good I'm very, very good~but when I'm bad, I'm perfect."

you will soon find untold happiness

Love well today for tomorrow is never certain.

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Prelude to a shower
Private party
Making dinner
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You will be hungry in one hour!

I have a fortune cookie fortune obsession...they are taped all over my monitor. I also was taught by a wise woman, Sarriah, that the words "in bed" should be added to the end of every fortune. Here is a sampling....

You are kind-hearted and hospitable, cheerful and well-liked. "in bed".

There's a good chance of a romantic encounter soon. "in bed".

You have an unusally magnetic personality. "in bed".

Give a hug to someone who needs one more than you."in bed".

You have a curious smail and a mysterious nature. "in bed".

Never forget a friend especially if he owes you. "in bed".


I always get the Chinese word for star on the back!

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

i guess it would say

You are a very unlucky man "in bed"

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

Oh MM! Come on hun! KARMA!!..........What goes around comes around! You reap what you sow! Put out good vibes and you'll get back good vibes! Try it MM! I promise.......if you try it you might like it!

Um........anyway........what was the question? LOL!

Oh....my cookie! He who farts in church sits in own pew....."in bed"......lmfao! We call that a dutch oven round here! OMG! Going now.............................

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Mine should probably say : This meal wasn't the only cat you'll eat tonight so don't complain about ours!

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As to marriage or celibacy, let a man take which course he will. He will be sure to repent - Socrates

Love is not looking in each other's eyes, but looking together in the same direction - Antoine De Saint-Exupery

Be open to opportunities that are sure to come your way soon.

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Life is intensely passionate

I beleive that fortune is like"good luck".There is NO such thing.You
make your own.If you do the right thing,it will,probably,earn dividends.If you don't,it won't. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)