Embarrassing moments anyone?

Just experienced one of the most mortifying moments in my life, and decided that telling it here might at least give people a good laugh.

I was at a ceilidh - Scottish dance thing - to raise money for a friend to go to Namibia. On one side of the room was all his friends and a lot of other younger people. On the other side of the room was all his parents friends, some with young families, some much older couples too. In the middle was where the dancing was going on.

Dancing with my best friend, spinning round the room, when the heel of my shoe got caught in my very stretchy skirt, and the back of the skirt was pulled right down over my bum, giving the parent side a lovely view of my ass, clad only in a pair of black lacey french knickers...







Pulled my skirt back up where it was supposed to be and finished the dance in a fit of hysterical giggles as i explained to my best friend what i'd just done... Certainly didn't stop me from dancing the rest of the night though!


So please share your stories!

Oh sweetie! At least it sounds as though you kept your head held high - and a friend of mine used to say, 'If there's any chance of you showing your knickers in public, just make sure you're wearing nice ones'. Sounds like you were.

As for embarrassing moments, I actually can't recall any right now, but I'm sure there have been them. I'll muse on it and get back to you.

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

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PF's old sticky hook on the heel trick strikes again.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I was taking the elevator up to the roof with my maintenance guy so we could check out the rooftop evaporative cooler. We were alone until it stopped and the doors opened. As they were opening, he pushed me and said "NO MEANS NO!!!" and walked out of the elevator past them and away.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I think that is going to be used a LOT.

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my daughter once asked me to open my bum so she could crawl in. we were bagging up some groceries at the store, and the look on the checker's face... i could tell he wasn't buying my story about how that meant i was supposed to make a tunnel with my legs that she could crawl through. i'm surprised child services didn't pay me a visit.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I'll bet he was wearing a wool sweater wasn't he.

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It takes a gutless mouse to play only when the cat's away.

No love, no friendship, can cross the path of our destiny without leaving some mark on it forever. ~~ Francois Mocuriac

Confucius say, "He who masturbate into cash register come into money."

An optimist looks at the glass and says it's half full. A pessimist looks at the glass and says it's half empty. A Cubs fan looks at the glass and says, "When's it gonna spill?"

Deus Impetitio Esuritori Nullus

One of my favorite bands!!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Oh yeah...he was a funny guy alright!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Damn you PF!

You know if you wanted to see my knickers that bad you could have just asked...




And poor WI... That was a hard way to learn that sometimes when people say they're going to "check out the rooftop evaporative system" they mean exactly that...



wyndhy - he was probably just wishing you'd let him crawl in your bum...


Good stuff though - Keep your embarrassing stories coming!

So... when does the Pixies' side get to see this view?

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

Hey, you got to go to a ceilidh, what can possibly be wrong with that?

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Growing up, we lived in a very large Victorian house that enabled my step-father to work from home. It also meant that our bathroom door didn't lock, but there was a small glass panel above it so you could see the light shine through it when it was occupied.

Unfortunately, no-one had communicated this 'system' to my step-father's male colleague, who, one day when I was about 17, decided to walk in on me sitting bolt upright in the bath. As you can imagine he got more than he bargained for, and I couldn't look him in the face from then on!

How could I have forgotten this?!

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"Time flies like an arrow -
Fruit flies like a banana"

M Y - N A U G H T Y - P I C T U R E S ! !

PTSD

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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