In looking at people's signatures I see all kinds of cool quotes... do you have a favorite? share it with the group....

"It is a good thing for an uneducated man to read a book of quotations." -- Winston Churchill

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

I'm not sure who said it... saw it on BET- comicview, a big woman

"Eat it, it's good for you...tastes like chicken!!"


"Well, mine tastes like chicken, I don't know about HER!"

ROTFLMAO!!

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If you won't listen to reason, there's always... Towanda!... Kathy Bates~Fried Green Tomatoes

I like the quote I have now a signature cos it reflects my philosophy of wanting to try new things in life all the time and to push the envelope.

I like this one too cos I think Einstein was one cool dude.

"Imagination is more important than knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world."
-Albert Einstein"

(and cos this proves that I am a geek at heart)

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"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults".
~ Gore Vidal

My favourite quote came from one of my ex b/fs
" Fuck you buddy! "

and from another ex:

" Lets get all the americum in all the smoke detectors in the world so we can reach critical mass and then we can make an atom bomb! better yet lets just take the gunpowder and make a shrapnel bomb!"

I cant believe the people I've dated.

Kyttn

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-Seems we got here just in the nick of time. Whats that make us?
--Big damn heros Sir.
-Ain't we just.

"Even the people who never frown eventually break down" - Linkin Park

I like that quote cuz i think it describes me.......i dont frown much but every once in a while i break down and show sadness

Do I contradict myself? Then I contradict myself. (I am large. I contain multitudes.) ~Walt Whitman

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See the happy moron, he doesn't give a damn. I wish I was a moron--My God! Perhaps I am!!

"Oh, Lisa. You and your stories. Bart's a vampire, beer kills brain-cells. Now, let's go back to that... building... thingy... where our beds and TV... is."

"Violence is the last refuge of the incompetent"
Salvor Hardin

"Do not try, Do!"
Yoda

"Broad bosomed, bold becalmed benign,
Lies Balham, four square on the Northern line.
Topped by no marvel save the eastern scene,
A rose red city half as gold as green"
Peter Sellars

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

"a good friend is one that will bail you out of jail, a great friend is one that will be right there with you saying 'that was fucking awesome'" - dont know

kinda like that one

"even if your in the deep shit dont forget dig up"

some of those are really good! Here's a few that I really like...

"There is no conversation more boring than the one where everybody agrees." - Michel de Montaigne

"Associate yourself with men of good quality, if you esteem your own reputation; for it is better to be alone than in bad company." - George Washington

"Great spirits have always encountered violent opposition from mediocre minds." - Albert Einstein

as I am, by profession, a radio geek (engineer) I really like this one:
"You see, wire telegraph is a kind of a very, very long cat. You pull his tail in New York and his head is meowing in Los Angeles. Do you understand this? And radio operates exactly the same way: you send signals here, they receive them there. The only difference is that there is no cat." - Albert Einstein, when asked to describe radio

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"It takes a lot of brains to enjoy satire, humor and wit - but none to be offended by them." -- Johnny Hart ("BC", cartoonist, 2000)
"Analyzing humor is like dissecting a frog: Nobody really enjoys it and the frog generally dies as a result." -- E. B. White

LOL

The geeks like Einstein!!

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"I'm all for bringing back the birch, but only between consenting adults".
~ Gore Vidal

"He that is without sin among you, let him cast the first stone." John, 8:7

As a Christian, I think this is one of the most important quotes to remember.

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

My dad's favorite quote " I was only wrong once and then I only thought I was wrong"

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Life isn't as hard as you think it is if you have someone to love.

wise is the man who knows he is a fool