10-22-2006, 03:33 AM
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Sad News
I just heard this from by brother-in-law and thought I'd share it in case you hadn't heard about it ..
Please join me in remembering a great icon of the entertainment community. The Pillsbury Doughboy died yesterday of a yeast infection and trauma complications from repeated pokes in the belly. He was 71.
Doughboy was buried in a lightly greased coffin. Dozens of celebrities turned out to pay their respects, including Mrs. Butterworth, Hungry Jack, the California Raisins, Betty Crocker, the Hostess Twinkies, and Captain Crunch. The grave site was piled high with flours.
Aunt Jemima delivered the eulogy and lovingly described Doughboy as a man who never knew how much he was kneaded. Doughboy rose quickly in show business, but his later life was filled with turnovers. He was not considered a very smart cookie, wasting much of his dough on half-baked schemes. Despite being a little flaky at times, he still was a crusty old man and was considered a positive roll model for millions.
Doughboy is survived by his wife Play Dough, two children, John Dough and Jane Dough, plus they had one in the oven. He is also survived by his elderly father, Pop Tart.
The funeral was held at 3:50 for about 20 minutes.
Have a nice day.
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10-22-2006, 09:25 AM
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Banned
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But I just saw him yesterday giggling on my friend's myspace page!
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10-22-2006, 10:20 AM
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Another imposter no doubt.
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10-22-2006, 10:53 AM
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Missing the Angels
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He always did rise to the occasion.
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10-23-2006, 12:42 AM
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Carpe diem
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Oh darn, I missed his funeral by going to the wrong mortuary. Why, OH WHY, didn't someone tell me it was as the Pills' Bury-All Funeral Home?
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10-24-2006, 07:57 PM
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Insatiable
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My dog chewed up the Pillsbury doughboy once...
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10-24-2006, 08:30 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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10-25-2006, 04:32 AM
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Quote:
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Originally Posted by TinglingTess
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I dough not know; I guess it just kneaded to.  |
10-25-2006, 04:44 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Oh geezzzz...I think I knead one of your tissues db!
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