I found this on the web and thought I would share....
I hope I have put it in the right place

Best Drink Ever

A woman and her boyfriend are out having a few drinks. While
they're sitting there having a good time together she starts talking
about this really great new drink.

The more she talks about it, the more excited she gets, and
starts trying to talk her boyfriend into having one. After a while he
gives in and lets her order the drink for him.

The bartender brings the drink and puts the following on the bar --
A saltshaker, a shot of Baileys, and a shot of lime juice.

The boyfriend looks at the items quizzically and the woman explains;
"First you put a bit of the salt on ! your to ngue, next you drink the
shot of Baileys and hold it in your mouth, and finally you drink the lime
juice."

So, the boyfriend, trying to go along and please her, goes for it.
He puts the salt on his tongue -- salty but OK.
He drinks the shot of Baileys - smooth, rich, cool, very pleasant.
He thinks - this is OK
Finally he picks up the lime juice and drinks it.... In one
second the sharp lime taste hits.... At two seconds the Baileys
curdles....At three seconds the salty curdled bitter taste hits.

This triggers his gag reflex but being manly, and not wanting to
disappoint his girlfriend, he swallows the now nasty drink. When he finally
chokes it down he turns to his girlfriend,and says,
"Jesus, what do you call that drink?

She smiles widely at him and says, "Blow Job Revenge!"

Hey, Hot Vids, welcome to Pixies. Cute joke. I moved it to the General Chat Forum which is where jokes usually go.

Ok thankyou for that, I wasn't sure if I should put it i here or smut games, so I chose the other hehe