I loved Norm Peterson!



>>What's shaking, Norm?"
>> "All four cheeks & a couple of chins."
>>
>> "What's new, Normie?"
>> "Terrorists, Sam. They've taken over my stomach & they're
>> demanding beer."
>>
>> "What'd you like, Normie?"
>> "A reason to live. Give me another beer."
>>
>> "What'll you have, Normie?"
>> "Well, I'm in a gambling mood Sammy. I'll take a glass of
>> whatever comes out of the tap."
>> "Looks like beer, Norm."
>> "Call me Mister Lucky."
>>
>> "Hey Norm, how's the world been treating you?"
>> "Like a baby treats a diaper."
>>
>> "What's the story, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "The Bobsey Twins go to the brewery. Let's cut to the
>> happy ending."
>>
>> "Hey Mr. Peterson, there's a cold one waiting for you."
>> "I know, if she calls, I'm not here."
>>
>> "What's going on, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "A flashing sign in my gut that says, 'Insert beer here.'"
>> "Whatcha up to, Norm?"
>> "My ideal weight if I were eleven feet tall."
>>
>> "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "Poor."
>> "I'm sorry to hear that."
>> "No, I mean pour."
>>
>> "How's life treating you, Norm?"
>> "Like it caught me sleeping with its wife."
>>
>> "Women. Can't live with 'em.... pass the beer nuts."
>>
>> "What's going down, Normie?"
>> "My butt cheeks on that bar stool."
>>
>> "Pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "Alright, but stop me at one....make that one-thirty."
>>
>> "How's it going, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "It's a dog eat dog world, Woody & I'm wearing Milk Bone
>> underwear."
>>
>> "What's the story, Norm?"
>> "Boy meets beer. Boy drinks beer. Boy meets another beer."
>>
>> "Can I pour you a beer, Mr. Peterson?"
>> "A little early, isn't it, Woody?"
>> "For a beer?"
>> "No, for stupid questions."

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

tv's sage

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

I remember looking forward to, and loving his comebacks every day.


"Like it caught me sleeping with it's wife"

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

I loved Norm.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
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I am currently wearing a tshirt with a lot of those Norm-isms on them...love this shirt

One of my all-time favorites is…

"NORM!"

I'm living in the high-speed cyber world and can't find the on ramp.

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So funny!

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Taking a break from all your worries, sure would help a lot.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

Wouldn't you like to get away?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Took Grumble to 'Cheers' when we picked him up at the airport.

The outside looks pretty much like what you see on TV but the inside is completely different. There were pictures and stuff from the show hanging all over. It was fun.

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I know! They are with the ones he took with me in Cleveland and NEVER shared with us.

























( yep! I'm going to send him the link to these posts)

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Sometimes you wanna go where everybody knows your name.

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