1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!

5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.

6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?

9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?

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chill, old man, afore you have an apoplexy.

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

It's OK PF Go look at some panties and you will feel better.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

Well i guess I pissed you off darlin....


I have done the "Can I ask you a question?" thing.

Just to let you know I did this so you could get ready to pay attention. It was important that you didn't nod off or something. Besides you could have said "NO".

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DAMN, YOU ARE A SEXY ONE-skipthisone

I beleive in the sweet spot, soft-core pornography, opening your presents Christmas morning rather than Christmas Eve, and I beleive in long, slow, deep, soft, wet kisses that last three days. Kevin Costner/Bull Duram

"Your body as well as mine has needs. This is juat a little foreplay to highten our desire for each other. If we play out the game of love to it's natural conclusion, you'll experience fulfillment. Give yourself up to me and I'll guide you along the path to pareadise. Together we will be like fire and ice, love and hate, life and death." Virginia Henley

WANTED: a moment when you kiss someone and eveything around you becomes hazy. And the only thing in focus is you and this person and you relize that he is the only person your suppose to kiss for the rest of your life. And for one moment you get this amazing gift. You want to laugh and you want to cry. Cause you feel so lucky that you found it and so scared it will all go away at the same time.

I agree with ya PF!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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"There's nothing inherently dirty about sex, but if you try real hard and use your imagination you can overcome that." (Lewis Grizzard)

To be nobody but yourself in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting.
E. E. Cummings

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YOU... always have my attention.

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I have issues with one, two, and nine. I work in a noisy environment where exagerated hand gestures often accomany speech to get the point across and some of the things become habit, like pointing at my wrist to find the time. I have over 100 channels on my digital cable, not including the 30+ channels of music. If I want to go from channel 4 to HBO2 on 302 it's more than worth my time to tear the living room apart looking for the remote because it will take 10 min to change the channel. When I went to college the buses on campus all stopped at the same stops on campus but didn't make the same stops off campus different destinations for different buses.

And yes I got the joke and I do have a sense of humor.

I think I'll just pass out the Valium now..who's first?

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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

Could I please have my valium and mudslide milkshake please? Did I remember to say please?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

PF I like it well done

I stand corrected...(yet another cliche')...ED no longer stands for evasive diplomacy. It gradually becomes elder dysfunction. Now that I have your semi-attention...Why take life so seriously? Why spin up on perpetual things that will cross your path? If I recall, there is a tall, gorgeous, well-developed redwood out there with your name on it. Go hug it, PF. Go now.

*Meant in the spirit of kindness and friendship.

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

Mae,

PF will never join a splinter group he didn't start.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I better get some sleep before I try to respond to that. LMAO

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1. People who point at their wrist while asking for the time.. I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?
I just ask *LOL*
2 People who are willing to get off their ass to search the entire room for the T.V. remote because they refuse to walk to the T.V. and change the channel manually.
I paid for a TV with a remote for a reason!....i want me damn remote...i dont do manual channel surfing!
3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?
Bet ya fucking ass i wanna have it and eat it!....dare anyone to try and stop me!
4 When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they? Gonna Kick their asses!
*snort* I have been known to keep looking on occassion
5 When people say while watching a film "did you see that?". No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor.
*LMAO* I've also been known to miss bits (whole fucking chunks actually) of a film i went to see....so those 'didja see that' moments are good
6 People who ask "Can I ask you a question?".... Didn't really give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?
I'm informing you my next question is prolly gonna be a doosy...if ya dont wanna answer it say NO (or as i say....'well ya can ask, but ya mightn't get an answer' *LOL*
7. When something is 'new and improved!' Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.
Well it is new cause its improved *LOL* naturally!
8 When people say "life is short". What the hell?? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!! What can you do that's longer?
Life is short and thats a fact. Some die way before their time unfortunately....and its not like ya get another shot at the life ya did have
9 When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?". If the bus came would I be standing here, dumbass?
Well now that would depend which bus they are talking about wouldn't it....more than 1 bus could pick up from the same stop

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