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NEW DELHI (Reuters) - An 88-year-old Indian farmer,
who has never heard of Viagra, became the father of a
baby boy and has sex daily and wants more kids, The
Times of India reported Tuesday.

"I don't want to live to 100 but, as long as I live, I
should be able to enjoy sex," Virmaram Jat, who lives
in a village in the Barmer district in the western
desert sate of Rajasthan, was quoted in the newspaper
as saying.

The prosperous farmer, with a flowing white beard and
a weather-beaten face, says he takes long walks every
day and has been drinking fresh camel milk since
childhood.

The paper reported his latest wife -- his third -- is
45 years younger and delivered male twins last month,
but only one boy survived.

But Jat celebrated the birth of the surviving son with
a feast for villagers and said he will try for more
children.

The octogenarian, who is a vegetarian and has never
smoked cigarettes or drunk alcohol, is ready to share
his knowledge with others.

"I do it daily and the best time for intercourse is
between 2:00 a.m. and 4:00 a.m.," Jat, whose first
wife, 85, still lives with him and his new wife, told
the newspaper.

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