
08-16-2006, 06:26 PM
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One Hot Mamma!
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What would you do...
If you head a drawer opening behind you and the next thing you hear is your two yr old going "here mommy..." and you turn and he's holding your big purple dildo out to you....cuz he just HAD to go exploring in the bedside table! 
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08-16-2006, 06:31 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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laugh... a lot.... and just foget about it!
but not befor eposting a picture of the offendin article!
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08-16-2006, 06:45 PM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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blush and lmfao
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08-16-2006, 07:19 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Move the dildo to a child-proof (high up?) drawer
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08-16-2006, 08:11 PM
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Suprise Me
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Say "Thank You for handing me that!" and then put it in a different spot.. roflmao!!!!
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08-16-2006, 08:41 PM
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My own little world
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Do what I did when my oldest son was small and found one of my toys...lie and tell him it's a massager for my shoulder.. 
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08-16-2006, 08:50 PM
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I'm not sure, but you could call the owner of this pet. I wonder if there was company over when "best friend" came walking out with it?
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08-17-2006, 03:07 PM
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My own little world
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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08-17-2006, 03:50 PM
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One Hot Mamma!
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Quote:
Originally Posted by alspals69
laugh... a lot.... and just foget about it!
but not befor eposting a picture of the offendin article!
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Pics? Did someone say pics?
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“Sex is one of the most personal things we do as people. To have someone who says she loves you limit how you express yourself in the bedroom is like a small death. It kills the soul.” --Anita Blake to Jason Schuyler in "Blood Noir" by Laurell K. Hamilton
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08-18-2006, 03:28 PM
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pixie of the wood
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when it happened to me my daughter was old enough to ask "what's this mommy"
thinking all quick-on-my-feet like i told her it was a dog bone. (i still dont' know if the "bone" connection was coincidental or subconsious  )
it worked.
then i blushed and laughed my ass off.
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08-18-2006, 03:31 PM
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~*Geeky Girl*~
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While not quite the same...I *know* I was blushing when I had to retrieve the handcuffs from my daughter, who was taking her doll to "jail." 
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08-19-2006, 04:50 PM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Well mine was discovered and he was way old enough to know *LOL*....i just told him he needs to put it back and stay outta mums stuff!
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