I don't know wether there is a thread for jokes or not but i had to share this one:

A couple just got married and on the night of their honeymoon before passionate love, the wife tells the husband, "Please be gentile, I'm still a virgin." The husband being shocked, replied, "How's this possible? You've been married three times before." The wife responds, "Well, my first husband was a gynecologist and all he wanted to do was look at it. My second husband was a psychiatrist and all he wanted to do was talk about it. Finally, my third husband was a stamp collector and all he wanted to do was...oh, do I miss him!"

Hmmmm, need to find me a stamp collector!

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That's cute Stuyvo! Thanks. And, oh yeah, there is a joke thread under General Chat

thanks dicksbro ill post em when i get em there from now on cheers

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