LONDON (Reuters) - Women going on boozy nights out
have been warned by police to "wear nice pants" in
case they fall down drunk in the street.

A Suffolk police safety campaign magazine shows
pictures of young women slumped on the ground next to
messages urging them: "If you've got it, don't flaunt
it."

"If you fall over or pass out, remember your skirt or
dress may ride up," the magazine says. "You could show
off more than you intended -- for all our sakes,
please make sure you're wearing nice pants and that
you've recently had a wax."

Readers are also told to stick with friends, book a
taxi home and watch the amount they drink.

Police said the Safe! magazine's gossipy,
tongue-in-cheek style was designed to alert young
women to the dangers they could face if they get drunk
during a night out.

"We need to raise their awareness of potential
problems," said Chief Superintendent David McDonnell.
"They become more vulnerable whilst under the
influence of alcohol."

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Must be a chick thing.

We blokes are immune to these problems, except maybe the scots.

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I always make sure to have nice pants on when I'm out on a bender.



As for the wax...well, that usually happens some time in the course of the evening.

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Of course, you might want to wear "fly-free shorts." Just for safety mind you. You just never know.