04-22-2006, 12:55 AM
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<----Snappin' Pussy
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Joke ~ cracked me up
A male patient is lying in bed in the hospital, wearing an oxygen mask over
his mouth and nose, still heavily sedated from a difficult, four-hour,
surgical procedure. A young, student nurse appears to give him a partial
sponge bath.
Nurse," he mumbles from behind the mask, "Are my testicles black?"
Embarrassed, the young nurse replies, "I don't know sir, I'm only here to
wash your upper body and feet."
He struggles to ask again, "Nurse, are my testicles black?"
Concerned that he may elevate his vitals from worry about his testicles,
she overcomes her embarrassment and sheepishly pulls back the covers. She
raises his gown, holds his penis in one hand and his testicles in the other,
lifting and moving them around.
Then, she takes a close look and says, "There's nothing wrong with them, sir."
The man pulls off his oxygen mask, smiles at her and says very slowly,
" Thank you very much. That was wonderful, but, listen very, very
closely......
A r e - m y - t e s t - r e s u l t s - b a c k ?!!? "
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04-22-2006, 05:45 AM
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Missing the Angels
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Lol
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04-22-2006, 06:19 AM
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♦*♥Moderatrix♥*♦
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04-22-2006, 06:48 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Now that changes everything...don't it? LMFAO!
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04-22-2006, 06:50 AM
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My own little world
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Lol
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04-22-2006, 08:52 AM
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gurly gurl
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too funny!!!! He got a quick feel at the expense of the hospital!!! 
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04-25-2006, 06:46 PM
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Huggable!
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LMAO!!! -- Thats great!!
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04-25-2006, 06:53 PM
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Manwhore
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Originally Posted by imaginewithme
too funny!!!! He got a quick feel at the expense of the hospital!!! |
Yeah right! They charge you for everything there... 
And I doubt his HMO will cover it. 
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In memory of my friend skip...
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04-25-2006, 07:01 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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04-25-2006, 08:01 PM
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Just me.
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Cute. |
04-25-2006, 09:17 PM
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Registered User
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04-25-2006, 09:34 PM
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Loungin' Around
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Sharni...glad you can still laugh at medical humor.
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04-25-2006, 09:45 PM
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Tells it all
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Nice
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