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ROME (Reuters) - The zig-zagging car gave them away.

When Italian police pulled over the vehicle, they
found a completely naked 70-year-old woman who had
been trying to have sex with the driver -- 11 years
her junior.

After demanding the joy-riding couple get dressed, the
police tested the semi-nude male motorist for drunk
driving.

"He was three times over the legal (blood-alcohol)
limit," said police commander Angelo D'Anardo in the
city of Cologno al Serio, northeast of Milan.

"We assume they must have been drinking at lunch and
then things got out of control."

Asked if the couple were married, D'Anardo said he
wasn't sure -- but somehow doubted it.

"Married people wouldn't probably do anything like this.

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