Five surgeons are discussing who makes the best patients to operate on.

The first surgeon says, "I like to see accountants on my operating table, because when you open them up, everything inside is numbered."

The second responds, "Yeah, but you should try electricians! Everything inside them is colour coded."

The third surgeon says, "No, I really think librarians are the best; everything inside them is in alphabetical order."

The fourth surgeon chimes in: "You know, I like construction workers...those guys always understand when you have a few parts left over at the end, and when the job takes longer than you said it would."

But the fifth surgeon shut them all up when he observed: "You're all wrong. Politicians are the easiest to operate on. There's no guts, no heart, no balls, no brains and no spine, and the head and the ass are interchangeable"

Lol

Amen!

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THANKS A BUNCH DB........



















I just snorted half a mug of coffee!!!!!

DM

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The selfish, they're all standing in line
Faithing and hoping to buy themselves time
Me, I figure as each breath goes by
I only own my mind

Well, the last surgeon is right, you know. Not so sure about the others.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Good one.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

good one DB

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The mind never forgets what the hands have learned

(((((db)))))

Oops! Did I just do that ^^^ in public?

*giggle*

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~