So was I!!!! Those bitches are fucking with my OREOS!!!!!!!!!

There are some things in life that are just supposed to kill you. I just heard it confirmed on the news, they are indeed changing the creamy filling. This is worse than "New" Coke. I am telling you for months I been saying OREOs don't taste good any more. You said it was the transfat shit. I just know they taste gross.

I think this may have been the beginning of the end.

I don't do crack. I just wanted one deadly vice, OREOs. Work with me people!!!!!!!!!

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We might as well just eat cardboard, as the health junk that some activist want us to eat. Did you know that there are only two living creatures that can digest cellulose and can you name them?

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I completely understand and agree that they should make a healthy version because I do see the danger of things like trans fat and high fructose corn syrup. However, I think they should also continue to make the deadly version we all love.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

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Do you know yet ... will that be the corrugated stuff or the flat sheets on the backs of tablets?

Soon, it won't be the dog that ate the homework, it'll be the kid. "It wasn't my fault, teacher, my mom fed me my three-ring binder for breakfast."

Both you need variety

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I can see the whole move for making things better for each and every one of us.......but it's not my fault that 3/4 of the country is overweight. I'll gladly fall into that number just leave the few foods I can indulge in when the society isn't screaming right in my ear to be 5'5 and -98 pounds. What's next Hershey bars?

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"I've seen a look in dogs' eyes, a quickly vanishing look of amazed contempt, and I am convinced that basically dogs think humans are nuts." - John Steinbeck

I know I get confused as to what is healthy and what isn't - it seems that everytime I turn around there is yet another food item that the media is alerting us about.

*raises an Oreo cookie in salute - just prior to dunking it into my skim milk* LOL

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thats easy all food is bad for you so we should just all stop eating

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it's only kinky the first time

it's not the orgasm but getting there thats fun

a shot in the bush is worth two in the hand

whip me, beat me, tie me up, break my arm, but please don't break my heart

"The trouble with the world is that the stupid people are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt" -Bertrand Russell

Have you tried the new DOve cookies? I can't tell you how much trans fat they have....but I think they're much better than oreos.

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

I did my best to stop eating oreos a few years ago when I read the cream was not digestible by humans... perhaps it was a big lie but I concluded I didn't need any of that damn cream adding to my hips - I can find other things to add to my hips.

I rarely have them and I think that is why I noticed the weird taste. They just no longer tasted the way I remembered.

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

If it taste good it is bad for you.

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Scarecrow, the bacteria in the gut of the termite and the bacteria in the gut of slaters and silverfish.


Maddy, if you can't digest it, it should go straight through you without adding to the hips.

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If you think food is bad for you, consider oxygen. I mean, one breath and you're hooked for life. The withdrawl effects are invariably fatal. And look what it did to Apollo 204!

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Apollo 204?

Surely Apollo 1.

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