An excerpt from an e-mail I found in my inbox today:

100 years ago today, the initial description of Tyrannosaurus rex, its junior synonym Dynamosaurus imperiosus, and Albertosaurus sarcophagus was published.

Happy Centennial, guys!

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So THAT'S what they were talking about!!


Silly me...I thought they were offering discounted xanax!






Uh oh...
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I ordered a bottle of 30!


That's gonna be a damn big bottle!

I hope they send it in a box, so I can use it for Pixie's Package #1!

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Please see gekko's sig. Obviously, you'd be Warren Buffet.

Jimmy's dad?

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

OMG...I smell a hijack!

*sniff, sniff*


TY for the info gecko!


Geezzzzzzz...I swear you guys have zero attention span!

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

A what?

October 6, 1961 John F. Kennedy advises Americans to build fallout shelters!
This was the start of "Put your head between your knee and kiss your ass good bye"

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Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese

If I could kiss my own ass, I wouldn't be looking for cheap xanax! :grin:

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

in light of what you just said, wi, i simply must add this...

xanax~generic name: alprazolam. besides it's anti-anxiety treatments, alprazolam can also be an effective treatment against irritable bowel syndrome. lmao

(maybe you already knew that and hence the ass reference. i dunno...just sharin useless info.)

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

How can one be irritable with kisses from me? :grin: lmfao

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

1984
Space shuttle Challenger astronaut, Kathryn Sullivan, became the first American woman to walk in space.

"To the moon Alice"

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"Enjoy life. There's plenty of time to be dead."


Live Life, hearses don't come with luggage racks.
The second mouse always gets the cheese