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Old 09-23-2005, 10:31 PM
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nursery rhymes

ADULT NURSERY RHYMES . . .

MARY HAD A LITTLE PIG,
She kept it fat and plastered
And when the price of pork went up,
She shot the little bastard.

MARY HAD A
LITTLE LAMB
Her father shot it dead.
Now it goes to school with her,
Between two hunks of bread.

JACK AND JILL Went up the hill
To have a little fun.
Stupid Jill forgot the pill
And now they have a son.

SIMPLE SIMON met a Pie man going to the fair.
Said Simple Simon to the Pie man,
"What have you got there?"
Said the Pie man unto Simon,
"Pies, you dumb FUCK!"

HUMPTY DUMPTY sat on a wall,
Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.
All the kings' horses,
And all the kings' men.
Had scrambled eggs,
For breakfast again.

HEY DIDDLE, DIDDLE the cat took a piddle,
All over the bedside clock.
The little dog laughed to see such fun.
Then died of electric shock.

GEORGIE PORGY Pudding and Pie,
Kissed the girls and made them cry.
And when the boys came out to play,
He kissed them too 'cause he was gay.

THERE WAS A LITTLE GIRL who had a little curl
Right in the middle of her forehead
When she was good, she was very, very good.
But when she was bad........
She got a fur coat, jewels, a waterfront
condo, and a sports car.
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Old 09-25-2005, 03:51 PM
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Old Mother Hubbard went to her cupboard
To get her poor dog a bone
When she bent down, alas she found
The dog had a bone of his own.
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