
09-19-2005, 02:01 PM
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Ethical Epicurean
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The 5 Secrets........
The 5 Secrets of a Perfect Relationship. 1) It is important to have a woman who helps at home, who can cook from time to time,clean up and has a job. 2) It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3) It is important to have a woman you can trust and dosn't lie to you. 4)It is important to have a woman who is great in bed and loves being with you. 5) It is very important that these four women don't know each other.
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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller
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09-19-2005, 02:53 PM
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Registered User
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Eudaimonia
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09-19-2005, 03:51 PM
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~a little bit naughty~
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09-19-2005, 03:52 PM
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Mod with Bite
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Location: Vegemite....nuff said!!
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*lmao*
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Equality for all
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09-20-2005, 01:20 AM
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Loungin' Around
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Thank God for multiple personality disorder.
Of course.................................personality number 6 is a serial killer. 
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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.
I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney
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09-20-2005, 02:40 PM
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My own little world
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Lmao!
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I like the bed I'm sleeping in, just like me it's broken in; it's not old -- just older.
Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi
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09-20-2005, 09:52 PM
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Huggable!
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LOL!! Thats great!! TY 
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09-21-2005, 02:04 AM
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Yep!
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09-21-2005, 03:05 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Oh geezzzzzzzz! LMAO!
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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.
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09-21-2005, 03:09 AM
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Just me.
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:grin:
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09-22-2005, 04:33 PM
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Awesome on my Own
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I found that quite hilarious.....and so did I!
lmao
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