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Old 09-19-2005, 02:01 PM
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The 5 Secrets........

The 5 Secrets of a Perfect Relationship. 1) It is important to have a woman who helps at home, who can cook from time to time,clean up and has a job. 2) It is important to have a woman who can make you laugh. 3) It is important to have a woman you can trust and dosn't lie to you. 4)It is important to have a woman who is great in bed and loves being with you. 5) It is very important that these four women don't know each other.
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Old 09-19-2005, 03:51 PM
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Old 09-19-2005, 03:52 PM
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Old 09-20-2005, 01:20 AM
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Old 09-20-2005, 02:40 PM
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Old 09-20-2005, 09:52 PM
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Old 09-21-2005, 02:04 AM
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Old 09-21-2005, 03:05 AM
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