ok so tonight we had the missionarys round for dinner ( i dont trust young guys to feed themselvs , i can do it better , so they come for dinner several times a month ) and low n behold i had totally forgotten to put up some pf my raffel prizes for my ann summers shows , i had stuck them up on the shelf to get them out of the way and forgot they were there untill the embarrased missionary asked if it was a valentines pressy from hubby !!!!!! oH MY GOD i nearly cryed i laughed so hard , i know its not nice to laugh at poor innocent young men but damn they were so cute when they get embarrassed!!!! then, i had to tell them no they are for my business i sell sex toys !!! LMAO WATCH EM SQUIRM!!!!! ok i know im going to hell for all this and i didnt do it on purpose but damn it was so funny. didnthelp that one of the missionarys is rather good looking god i wanna corrupt him!!! is that bad??? can i corrupt the missionsary??? PLEASE!!!!!!!!

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It's ok by me

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Go for it nikki. Might as well have a lil fun while you can.

innocent?

Wasn’t it Capt. Cook that took pants, bibles and syphilis to the Hawaiian islands?

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I don't think corrupting missionaries is going to get you closer to the perfect kinky score nikki...

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

(slapping Nikki's hands) "Bad Nikki!, Bad Nikki! No corrupting the missionaries!!!!"

Perhaps I'm reading the kinky test score sheet wrong, but won't she get Bonus points for corrupting a missionary ?

ooooo go for it nikki

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Can I be a missionary too?

Is this an application for a missionary position?

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LMAO YALL !!! lol ur sposed to talk me out of it LOL (thanks fzzy) altho it wud be so much fun!!! he looked so lost when i told him what i did and it took several moment tosee the light bulb appear ROFLMFAO!!!! bless him! asked jeeping if i could corupt him after they left and he just looked a tme like id lost my mind and they i didnt get any last night *pout*
lol oldfart! yup yup im sure i could find one somewhere LOL

~nikki

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here u go old fart , told u i could find one !!!! dont i LUV google !

Application For A Piece Of Ass


NAME: __________________________ ADDRESS: ______________________________

AGE: _________ PHONE: ___________________ SSN: _______________________

COLOR OF HAIR: ______________ REAL?: _________ COLOR OF EYES: __________

DENTURES?: ________ WEIGHT: _______ HEIGHT: _______ WAIST SIZE: ________

CHEST SIZE or BRA SIZE: __________ MARIRAL STATUS: MARRIED___ SINGLE___
DIVORCED___ OTHER____

ARE BREAST or BALLS REAL? ______ DO YOU LIKE THEM: SUCKED____ CHEWED____
KISSED____ CARRESSED____ SQUEEZED____
NONE OF THE ABOVE____ OTHER____

CAN YOU STAY OUT LATE? ___ HOWLATE? ___ ALL NIGHT? ___ SEVERAL DAYS? ___

DO YOU LIKE TO BE SCREWED? ___ HOW OFTEN? ____ DO YOU LIKE ORAL SEX? ___

PENIS OR PUSSY SIZE: SMALL ____ MEDIUM ____ LARGE ____ EXTRA LARGE ____
(DONT LIE)

WHILE SCREWING: DO YOU FAINT__ FART__ CRY__ MOAN__ HUM__ WHISTLE__
SCREAM__ YODEL__ SCRATCH__ JUST LAY THERE__
GO TO SLEEP__ ALL OF THE ABOVE__

LIST THE TOP 3 POSITIONS YOU LIKE THE BEST: 1)___________________________
2)___________________________
3)___________________________

WHEN YOU CUM DO YOU: WIGGLE__ WOBBLE__ TWIST__ JERK__ SCEAM__ CRY__
OR DO YOU.... JUST START HUMPING LIKE HELL_________

WHAT KIND OF SCREW DO YOU LIKE? FAST__ SUPER FAST__ SLOW__ ALL NIGHT___

HOW MANY TIMES? _________________ COMMENTS _____________________________

HOW LONG DO YOU LIKE TO SCREW AT ONE INTERVAL? _________________________

IF YOU HAVE SCREWED BEFORE, GIVE TWO(2) REFERENCES (NOT IMMEDIATE FAMILY)
NAME:______________________ ADDRESS:___________________ PHONE:__________
NAME:______________________ ADDRESS:___________________ PHONE:__________

IF APPLICATION IF FAVORABLE, WHAT ARE YOUR CHARGES_______ IF NOT________
ONE NIGHT______ ONE HOUR_____ MUFF BURGER SPECIAL OR BLOW JOB?__________

WHAT CREDIT CARDS WILL YOU ACCEPT? MASTER CARD___ VISA___ AM EXPRESS____
SEARS___ JC PENNEY'S___ ALL OF THE ABOVE___ OTHERS___


nikki

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Me Time
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Tied Up
Teased

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Save the Missionary........Corrupt me Instead

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hungry? why wait.....eat me.

roflmao!!

nikki you're to much! Thanks for the laugh!

Oh, nikki, you know just had to put "yodel" in there to learn all my deep, dark secrets.