This thread probably won't get much of a response, but here-goes anyhow!

When I was about 16 or 17, I was driving with my girlfriend at the time. She was giving me great head. As I exploded into her mouth, I apparently crossed the center line of the road more than once. I was pulled over by the cops & tested for "Suspicion of 'Driving Under the Influence of alcohol'." Fortunately, this was one of those rare occasions when I was stone-cold sober and was released.

My question is, has anybody else here ever been pulled over for "Driving While Cumming", as I was. If so, please tell us about it!!!

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I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

I should have been a few times.

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One of my friends tells this great story about how he was getting road head... and ended up in the grassy median of I-90. lol... luckily there was no cops around.

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Are you in the mood to be subdued

You see these shackles
Baby I’m your slave
I’ll let you whip me if I misbehave

Tie me to the bedpost

I like it rough
cause I'd rather feel pain than nothing at all

Closest to DWC for me was speeding down an expressway before pulling off into the parking lot of a Winn-Dixie to let her finish me off.

:drive:

I actually had full on sex in my younger days while my bf was driving. I was bouncing in his lap with one leg wrapped behind the seat and one over the middle of the bench. I had bruises on my back from the steering wheel. We had to pull over though so he could cum.

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Not yet, but there's still hope!!

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I did have to walk into a Wal-Mart with the front of my shirt soaked in "man chowder" once...Girlfriend gave me great "road head" but couldn't keep it all in her mouth. Her face was a little sticky too.

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I wish all the ladies were pies on the shelf...and I was the baker because I'd eat them all myself.
I wish all the ladies were potholes in the road...and I was a dumptruck because I'd fill them with my load.

National Lampoon once did a spoof ad from the highway safety dept (or some such) warning of the dangers of getting a humjob while driving...ended with the slogan, "Use your head, don't give it"...

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