11-05-2005, 05:31 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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isn't that odd?
Anything thats a bit odd really. Hope this works, never made up one of these games before.
Want a coupe of examples? OK
So why are they called "blow jobs"? Anyone here actually blow? Wouldn't that make a slobery farting noise?
The phrase "he wants his cake and eat it". Erm well yes actually... whats the point of cake if you can't eat it? Is this so unreasonable?
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11-05-2005, 06:17 PM
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Banned
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We park in driveways.
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11-05-2005, 06:20 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Can we still stand at attention if our mind is wandering?
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11-05-2005, 06:24 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Why is the third hand on a watch called the second hand?
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11-05-2005, 06:25 PM
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Made in England
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Join Date: Aug 2002
Location: Hamilton, Ontario, Canada
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Why do we pay tolls to drive on freeways?
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11-06-2005, 03:42 PM
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Pixie's Resident Reptile
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Location: Central MD, USA
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If animal shelters ware a place where you put stray animals, what are bomb shelters?
If bomb shelters are a place you go when bombs explode, what are animal shelters?
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11-06-2005, 06:10 PM
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Lost without a compass.
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Location: Nowhere special
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If Crime-fighters fight crime, and fire-fighters fight fire....
What do Freedom-Fighters fight?
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hungry? why wait.....eat me.
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11-06-2005, 06:17 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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ha ha... oh i love this. Still laughing at Gekko
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11-06-2005, 07:46 PM
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Registered User
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why do we drive on a parkway and park on a driveway?
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11-06-2005, 09:00 PM
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Just me.
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Location: West central Illinois
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Isn't it odd that we put on a pair of pants?
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11-10-2005, 09:58 AM
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~a little bit naughty~
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Why is it called a snowman when we don't give them a gender?
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11-10-2005, 02:56 PM
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Registered User
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Location: Seattle
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Why does your nose run and your feet smell?
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11-11-2005, 05:39 AM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Why do they call it moonlight instead of reflected sunlight?
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11-11-2005, 04:46 PM
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Is it time to get up?
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Join Date: Oct 2005
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oh i luv these, thanks guys. It's a mixed up world we live in!
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11-11-2005, 06:12 PM
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Just me.
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Join Date: May 2002
Location: West central Illinois
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Why do we call it "Self Service" when it's really "No Service Provided"
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