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Old 03-07-2005, 05:11 AM
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This appeared in my local newspaper (see attachment)

It's bit of a diary writen by Alf....an Englishman fairly new to Australia

Tis a classic... Oh and i dedicate this to PantyFanatic
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Old 03-07-2005, 05:22 AM
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Old 03-07-2005, 07:26 AM
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Old 03-07-2005, 07:40 AM
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Old 03-07-2005, 08:58 AM
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That makes you wonder why the man would rape a nun in the first place.
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Old 03-07-2005, 09:05 AM
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very cute...I've seen a similar Florida one
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Old 03-07-2005, 09:17 AM
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Ya know.....for $2500 he shoulda gotten to *kill* the repairman.
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Old 03-07-2005, 09:26 AM
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And is it any wonder that polar bears refuse to live there?
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Old 03-07-2005, 09:49 AM
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And is it any wonder that polar bears refuse to live there?

Polar bears have good judgment.
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Old 03-07-2005, 01:34 PM
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And is it any wonder that polar bears refuse to live there?

Actually we do have a couple of polar bears here *LOL* about 2 hours from Brisbane

They're in a zoo...where any bear thats here belongs*L*....
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Old 03-07-2005, 03:37 PM
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Actually we do have a couple of polar bears here *LOL* ....

I wonder what evil thing they did to get transferred there.
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Old 03-07-2005, 07:28 PM
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They're spoilt rotten them bears *LOL* Any polar bear would love it here

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Old 03-07-2005, 10:09 PM
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Where is the snow? They eat fish? I thought there diet was mainly humans and seals??
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Old 03-07-2005, 10:29 PM
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It does not snow on the Gold Coast *L* & Yep they eat fish...grapes and watermelon

As for what they're fed as a major part of their diet i'm unsure what they feed them
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Old 03-07-2005, 10:48 PM
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Grapes and watermelon? - I must go to the wrong part of the tundra - I have never seen those growing there.
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