Stumbled across this and realized it had to be created by engineers with too much time on their hands.

http://www.muchosucko.com/video-jap...oneitagain.html

McJim

*gets out a pen and paper*


Dear Santa......

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How lazy do you have to be.......

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LOL sounded a little bit like South Park

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

LOL or drunk.

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First it was cell phones and driving, then they put a DVD in the family vehicle, can hardly wait till they add this feature and bring new meaning :devilish: to that age old question...."Are we there yet?"

That poor bastard had to squeeze her tit with his own hand! Don't they have a machine for that? :grin:

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Now brought to you by lay-z-boy? Good grief!

Looks like two modified dentists chairs.

Instead of yelling "harder...faster...slower...lower..." you just push a button...ain't modern technology grand...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

omg it might be lazy but id LUV to try one!!


~nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

Does it have a mini-bar?

Adds a whole new meaning to the term "mechanical aids".

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

i could see that being fun for a bit. wheres the cup holder though?

Lol!!!