January 14, 2005

Scientists are baffled by a recent discovery during an Independent study conducted by UJ-Labs. While exploring the impacts of dietary habits on sperm count and fertility, scientists discovered a never before seen hormone found within the sperm of one of the study participants, Chinesepussy.

Code named as the "Chinesepussy-BJ" hormone, it has phenomenal benefits such as weight loss, enhanced stamina, cholesterol reducing effects and increased brain cell development, when ingested by females. There is a very obvious and direct link to estrogen hormones in the recipients and the benefits of the semen. Researchers also believe that long term effects will also slow the aging process thereby prolonging the life of recipients.

One facet of the discovery that has scientists puzzled is the impact of exposure to air on the effects of the "Chinesepussy-BJ" hormone. When directly exposed to oxygen, a chemical breakdown occurs within seconds, thereby rendering the effects of the semen useless. If orally ingested with no exposure to air, the benefits are preserved and maximum effects are experienced by recipients in 100% of the lab results.

In an interview with Global Associated News reporters, Chinesepussy said, "this amazing power to heal, improve, and prolong life for women is a blessing from god, and I plan to dedicate my life to providing this miracle to any woman who is willing to drink from my fountain."

Additional studies will be conducted by UJ-Labs, however, preliminary results indicate that this phenomenon is genetic, thereby making Chinesepussy the only known individual on the planet with this amazing gift.

For more information about this story & source details, please visit : Global Associated News -- source details and information

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In other countries like Far East Asia women are still held in LOWER esteem BUT in China, it’s a different story. Chinese women are much more aggressive and outspoken and held in Higher esteem.” I love Communist that provides males and females Equality and WOMEN’S Rights in China.

You crazy thing.....

LilithJuice is the cure for impotence.

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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
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errrr....I mean erectile dysfunction

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

And is technologically advanced enough to be transmitted electronically. :grin:

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Can I aquire these wonder elixers straight from the source?

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Sex is one of nine reasons for reincarnation.The other eight are unimportant...Henry Miller

Ladies,


I'm willing to volunteer for additional studies!

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Eudaimonia

CP, just let me know if you need me as a lab rat, er, rabbit!