According to the nutritional information on the back of a 7 ounce package of Sour Rude Dudes...the package contains five servings. Well, I beg to differ!

The bag only contains one serving. And not only that, I'm getting a tummyache and I'm not even done with the one serving!

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

They don't call them "rude dudes" for nothing

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Hear hear!! You tell 'em WI!! Yeah!


(WTF are sour rude dudes?)

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Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

*rubs wi's belly.....poor baby
i find that those mini-rolos also pull that same crap with "servings per bag". i mean, they must be wrong cause there is no way i could eat 12 servings in one sitting...there is just no flippin way...

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

That feels a little better.


It still hurts a little lower though.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Ooo, oooo, my belly hurts too... but really low in the torso. REALLY low... :devilish:

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

LMFAO @ YALL !!!!!!!!!!!!! to funny

*helps rub the guys' "bellys" *

~nikki

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Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

Mmmm, I wanna help :drool:

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Like a favorite pair of torn blue jeans, this skin I'm in it's alright with me; it's not old -- just older.....Bon Jovi

WildIrish,

Quick! Where did you hide the Sour Rude Dudes...

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Eudaimonia

I'll check his pockets

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I want to know what "sour rude dudes" are too.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

I get my serving of "Sour Rude Dudes" at work.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

It has been my contention for many years that Lay's potato chips are mislabeled...the so-called single-serving bags are just an appetizer...gimme that big daddy-sized bag over there...16 servings my ass...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

well, no wonder it hurts...there's something pokey stuck down your pants

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Trees give peace to the souls of men * Nora Waln

The forest would be very quiet if no other birds sang than those who sing the best * Henry van Dyke

some fairly sordid tales, rambles, and anecdotes
Hypothetically Speaking * Something More * Cammy Interrupted * An Experimental Vacation * Masked * so..damn..hot * Thank You * My toy, his idea * no.19 Maple Lane * I Have A Surprise For You * Yesterday * In a Quiet Kitchen * help me decide * untitled prose * more untitled prose

Who else sees this thread as a sneaky ploy from WI just to get his belly rubbed?

And how quick the guys are willing to suffer "Rude Dudes" for the same treatment.

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