(submitted by gekkogecko)

Oddly Enough - Reuters

BERLIN (Reuters) - An 81-year-old German dropped his
trousers and lost his wallet when two young women
asked him to join them in a nude photo shoot but they
fled with his belongings as he stripped, police said
Monday.

"After the pensioner had removed his trousers in eager
anticipation, the women left in a hurry," taking the
man's wallet with about 250 euros in cash, police in
the western city of Wiesbaden said in a statement.

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OMG...that's brilliant!

When you read about it happening in CT, keep your mouths shut! I don't want anyone fingering me. Let me rephrase that.

Don't tell the cops!

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