HMmmmmmmmm .....

I want to hear about the last time (or any time) any of you masterbated while at work.

Whether it be at your desk or in the restroom or what. Give me all the sordid details.

Of course, I have never done it ..... in a very long time that is. :hug:

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CK

"Women, you can't live with them ... pass the beer nuts." - Norm Peterson (George Wednt) on Cheers

"Sometimes you just have to say, what the fuck." - Tom Cruise in Risky Business

"It tastes so good. Once it hits your lips." - Frank the Tank in Old School

Never have.... Maybe I should consider it....

Nice to see you Coach Long time no see....

Masterbate? At work? Me?

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~Tainted Love~

I wish my work could slow down enough to give me time

to sneeze, scratch or masturbate.

I'll decide which when I reach that milestone.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

My assistant was out for the day. I locked the door to our suite and closed the door to my office. I then proceeded to apply a healthy quantity of GardenBotanika body care lotion and mercilessly tug and pull on my penis until my eyes rolled back in my head and I spooed a mess reminiscent of a yogurt spill in the grocery store.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Well....some office days I work at home. And yes, of course it happens. Frequently.

When I am in the office? Or at a clients? I confine myself to merely *thinking* about sex.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney