(submitted by gekkogecko)

Reuters to My
Yahoo!

BERLIN (Reuters) - A man caught having sex with a
blow-up doll in a busy public shopping arcade had to
be physically parted from his rubber lover and
escorted away, said police in Stuttgart Wednesday.

The 38-year-old man was caught with his trousers down
early Monday evening after alarmed witnesses alerted
the police.

"It was real, he was caught in mid-action with the
doll," said a press spokeswoman. Police said that they
had considerable difficulty separating the drunken man
from his partner.

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Maybe she was doing her kegels.

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OMG....LMAO, it takes all kinds!!!!!

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