I can't believe this. I am seriously hoping Mr. Lil doesn't get any bright ideas.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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I was debating sending that item to you as a sex news. Decided it wasn't sexy enough.

This guy is someone who really should have learned to juggle.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Don't chain saws have some sort a protective thingy to prevent this??? Where is WildIrish he is the wife in the chipper-shredder expert?

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

There's a safety lever which is suposed to stop the chain running when it's released. It is possible, that as the man was falling off the ladder, he was too startled to think to let go on the way down. After all, if you're falling off of something, the ususal instinct is to hold onto whatever's in your hand, not to let go of it.

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On the kinkometer, my kink measures as a sine wave.

Either that, or he disabled the safety lever

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I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

My chainsaw has a safety feature that shuts the engine off when I throw...I mean drop it.

Wouldn't she have gotten hit by the falling branches? Why was she gardening at the bottom of the ladder?

Ohhhhhhh...I get it now!


She was supervising!

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We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Dang what a way to go!

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Tough way to get some head...









Sorry, it was just sitting there, waiting for me to pick it up...

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Are you worried because you couldn't get Mr. Lil's wood chopped down to size the other night?

LOL...TY for playing into my insecurities Steph

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

What ever happened to a little old thing called an AXE!

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Half of a set :halo:

OH MY GOSH, I spit on my monitor from laughing!

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~Tainted Love~

I might do lots of crazy, some might even say stupid things but I know when to draw the line. I do not chain saw above my head, and I do not work on roofs that are 12/12 three stories up.

The kick back guard only came out in the late 80's. I'm sure there are lots of chain saws out there that do not have that feature on them. I would be surprised if he was also wearing all of the saftey gear.

Kick back guard?

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Which brings up the age-old question:

If a man is alone in the woods, & his wife isn't there to correct him, is he still wrong?

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.