Just a little, very little Oz, humor but which are you?

Is it your personal quest to be in people's face, to be an irritant, to divide or make people feel alienated? Is your opinion/way of thinking the only correct one?


Do you seek to to be a cohesive force, to include all, to help people find the similarities in eachother instead of the differences? Is everyone's view worthy of consideration?

Just curious which of these you identify with most.

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If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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It has been perhaps my biggest curse that I always try to see both sides of any issue, & my pacifist nature tends to make me back down from any serious conflicts; being a smartass helps defuse a lot of potentially explosive situations, if I can draw out the irony & make someone laugh, usually that calms things down. Having said that, there are some things I do feel a certain passion about, & I do enjoy a good argument with someone of a like temperament...I mean argument not in the sense of a war of words, but a solid exchange of ideas that leaves both parties feeling enriched & a little exhausted...kinda like good sex

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Plug me into somethin'

If the theory does not conform to the facts, then the facts must be discarded.

No good deed ever goes unpunished

Never argue with an idiot. He'll drag you down to his level, & beat you with experience.

Oz humour?

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Half of a set :halo:

as in Wizard

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

Ah!

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Half of a set :halo:

You see Catch22, there is a movie that is called the Wizard of Oz which is about a young woman caught up in a tornado that carries her from her Kansas farm to the magical land of Oz. Upon arrival her parents house is dropped onto a wicked witch. (Note the similarity of witch/bitch) Shortly thereafter the question is posed of Dorothy, "Are you a good witch, or a bad witch?" Now, she is of course, not a witch at all, but it is within this phrase that the humor is derived by taking the word 'witch' and replacing the first letter to make it a more offensive word and thusly injecting a humorous connotation based on this fantasy movie about a magical land called Oz.



Truth be known I didn't make the connection at first either. I thought the 'Oz humor' was going to be a prison sex joke based on the HBO series 'Oz'. How sad is that? I don't even have cable!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
<~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~>
One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

You mean this isn't Kansas?

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Half of a set :halo:

Nope. At it's not Arkansas either. Now, why is Arkansas not pronounced Are-Kansas? I mean, Double you tee eff!

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

The answer, when taken in Toto, probably needs revision.

Poor Toto.

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

*groans and rolls eyes*

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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.

Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien

In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these

I seem to always agree with what people say to make them happy and to make them not feel stupid. I hate to make someone feel stupid (but so many like to do it to me) I would love to be a bad bitch for a week...just to kick some ass for awhile...but until then...I'll sit back and be a good bitch and just bitch about everyone that pisses me off in the mean time..........

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~Tainted Love~

Blame it on the heat. It works for me.

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Half of a set :halo:

I would say most of the time I am a good bitch. I get along with everyone ususally. But don't get on my bad side or hurt someone I love. I can then be a very bad bitch.

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Just when the caterpiller thought the world was over, it became a butterfly!

Owning Pita, by my JassWolf!!
My Story~ Friday Night Spanking

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