Here are the rules....

I would like each of you to write a letter of recomendation for yourself to be someone's rebound after a bad relationship end. Think of yourself as single lustful and with little to no moral fiber .... In other words sell yourself....

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

(ok, I am pretending I am single, good looking, confident and have no morals here) I may be doing this wrong too

Hello you sexy man. I have been watching you all night wondering what it would be like to take you home with me and spend the whole entire night giving you complete pleasure. Wondering what it would be like to kiss from your neck down to the bulge I see in your pants. I know I can give you as much pleasure as you can give me. And in the morning, we'll see if I am your rebound or someone you want to spend another long night with.....

Am I hired???

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~Tainted Love~

**waits to see how the other applications look so I can swoop in and snatch him up at the last minute**

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

oh man! good thinking osuche! darn

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~Tainted Love~

We could share him, IWM.

I bet he'd like that.

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Life is too short not to love and be loved....preferably multiple times in one night.

I think men talk to women so they can sleep with them and women sleep with men so they can talk to them. ~ Jay McInerney

OHHHHHHHHH ok that sounds like a nice time!!!!

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~Tainted Love~

This thread is working out better than I thought.

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

I am sure you won't have a problem finding the right girl!!!

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~Tainted Love~

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

69 Orgasm Way
City of Ecstacy, Mo (ShowMe State)
Phone (wil)Ueatme
E-mail [email protected]


Objective To be Skip's Rebound Mistress

Functional summary:
Instead of a letter of recommendation, this brief resume providing a over-view of my ASSets should prove to be too irresistible for Skip to pass up thus giving me the coveted role of Mistress.

Education:
07-02-02 - Present
Pixies Place Worldwide Web/In your fantasies
Pixie Member
* Long standing member
* Over 3,000 posts
* Countless hours of drooling
* Interact well with others (well.. usually)
* Encourage Sexual Growth

References:
My fellow Pixies. Those who over the last 2 years I have bonded. Those who I have praised for sharing their VERY SEXY selves.

Summary of qualifications:
Orgasm Seeker
* Fulfilling the sexual needs of anyone who is in need.
* Possess a hungry appetite for sex.
* Has a deep seeded admiration for penis's.
* Enjoys giving as much as (if not more than) receiving.
* Has been virtually celibate for 7 years thus having LOTS of built up sexual energy to spend.
* Savors every moment of a blow job.
* Oh, did I mention, I swallow.
* I have a very strong sex drive.
* My fantasies ensure that sex with me will never get boring.
* I love shower sex. Heck.. who am I kidding.. I like ANY SEX!
* I enjoy waking up my partner in the middle of the night with his cock in my mouth.
* I love to cuddle
* Can hold a conversation, on and off the pillow.
* Will tease you until you beg for release.
* Will pleasure you until you are almost in pain.
* I laugh easily
* I have no expectations (thus I am never disappointed)
* I will enjoy every moment
* I will take pictures
* I will share all the sorded details afterwards in a thread here at Pixies titled: YIPPIE SKIPPIE!

Imaginewithme....Hired

Osuche...Cheating...tsk tsk

Lix...I dont hire on just looks....fuck I dont...Hired

Jenna...Professional through and through....Hired and Promoted

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

yeah i made the cut!!!!!!!!

now what do you want????

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~Tainted Love~

I will have to give work assignments later

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Love...the slowest form of suicide.

Cool!!!!!!!! This is going to be so much fun, huh girls????

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~Tainted Love~

Damnitothell jenna! Mighty fine app.! I'm in good company with all above applicants!

Ut Oh...why did I just feel an urge to call skip...Donald Trump? He's not gonna raise his hand and say "FIRED" suddenly...is he?

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~