Subject: Story worth reading


> > One day a farmer's donkey fell down into a well. The animal cried
>piteously
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> > for hours as the farmer tried to figure out what to do. Finally, he
> >
> > decided the animal was old, and the well needed to be covered up anyway;
> >
> > it just wasn't worth it to retrieve the donkey.
> >
> >
> >
> > He invited all his neighbors to come over and help him. They all
> >
> > grabbed a shovel and began to shovel dirt into the well. At first, the
> > donkey
> >
> > realized what was happening and cried horribly. Then, to everyone's
> >
> > amazement he quieted down.
> >
> >
> > A few shovel loads later, the farmer finally looked down the well. He
>was
> >
> > astonished at what he saw. With each shovel of dirt that hit his back,
>the
> >
> > donkey was doing something amazing. He would shake it off and take a
>step
> > up.
> >
> >
> >
> > As the farmer's neighbors continued to shovel dirt on top of the
> >
> > animal, he would shake it off and take a step up. Pretty soon,
> >
> > everyone was amazed as the donkey stepped up over the edge of
> >
> > the well and happily trotted off!
> >
> >
> > Life is going to shovel dirt on you, all kinds of dirt. The trick to
> >
> > getting out of the well is to shake it off and take a step up. Each of
> >
> > our troubles is a steppingstone. We can get out of the deepest wells
>just
> >
> > by not stopping, never giving up! Shake it off and take a step up.
> >
> >
> >
> >
> >
> > Remember the five simple rules to be happy:
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> >
> > 1. Free your heart from hatred - Forgive.
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> >
> > 2. Free your mind from worries - Most never happen.
> >
> >
> > 3. Live simply and appreciate what you have.
> >
> >
> > 4. Give more.
> >
> >
> > 5. Expect less
> >
> >
> > NOW --------
> >
> >
> > Enough of that crap . . .
> >
> >
> > The donkey later came back and bit the shit out of the farmer who had
> >
> > tried to bury him. The gash from the bite got infected, and the farmer
> >
> > eventually died in agony from septic shock.
> >
> >
> > MORAL FROM TODAY'S LESSON:
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> >
> > When you do something wrong and try to cover your ass,
> >
> > it always comes back to bite you.

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

I just got this in an e-mail!The person,that sent it to me,has known me,for years.He thought of me because of my moral,that
I have always lived by:
A quitter never wins,& a winner never quits!
It also fits something,that my father told me.He said-Go out of your way,to be nice to people.If they screw with you,let them know that they screwed with someone. Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

it's amazing what one can learn from an ass I wonder if the donkey looked good in spandex

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