Subject: New born



> A man is waiting for his wife to give birth. The doctor
comes in and informs the dad that his son was born without a torso, arms or
legs.
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> The son is just a head!
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> But the dad loves his son and raises him as well as he
can, with love and compassion.
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> After 21 years, the son is now old enough for his first
drink. Dad takes him to the bar, tearfully tells the son he is proud of him
and orders up the biggest, strongest drink for his boy.
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> With all the bar patrons looking on curiously and the
bartender shaking his head in disbelief, the boy takes his first sip of
alcohol.
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> Swoooop! A torso pops out! The bar is dead silent; then
bursts into a whoop of joy. The father, shocked, begs his son to drink
again.
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> The patrons chant "Take another drink"! The bartender
still shakes his head in dismay.
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> Swoooop! Two arms pops out! The bar goes wild. The father,
crying and wailing, begs his son to drink
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ignores the whole affair.
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> By now the boy is getting tipsy, and with his new hands he
reaches down, grabs his drink and guzzles the last of it.
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> Swoooop! Two legs pop out.
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> The bar is in chaos. The father falls to his knees and
tearfully thanks God.
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> The boy stands up on his new legs and stumbles to the
left....then to the right.... right through the front door, into the street,
where a truck runs over him and kills him instantly. The bar falls silent.
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(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

<groan>

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lol

ohhhh noooooo.......




LOL!!

worst.joke.ever.




Awesome groaner, Irish

That was sent to me by my uncle,in Conn.He has 2(two)daughters
as I do.As a matter of fact,his daughters, are my daughters Godmothers.He has a weird sense of humor(like me)& thought that I'd get a charge out of that!He is married to my fathers, only,
sister! Irish

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Irish---Better to be dead & cool,then alive & uncool!
(Harley Davidson & the Marlboro Man)

a good chuckle
Thanks

Oh I think you just need a good spanking for that one Irish!

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har har hardee har har

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Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?

Geeeesssshhhh !!!!

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If I came here to talk, I would have worn underwear.

You make me giggle! Thanks!

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omg i LUV a good groaner totally!!!


nikki

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I got a chuckle out of that one.....

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