When you have an "I Hate My Job" day, try this:

On your way home from work, stop at your pharmacy and go to the thermometer section and purchase a rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson. Be very sure you get this brand.


When you get home, lock your doors, draw the curtains and disconnect the phone so you will not be disturbed.


Change into very comfortable clothing and sit in your favorite chair, open the package and remove the thermometer.


Now, carefully place it on a table or a surface so that it will not
become chipped or broken.


Now the fun part begins - Take out the literature and read it
carefully. You will notice that in small print there is a statement,


"Every rectal thermometer made by Johnson and Johnson is personally tested".


Now, close your eyes and repeat out loud five times,



"I am so glad I do not work for quality control! at Johnson and
Johnson."


HAVE A NICE DAY AND REMEMBER, THERE IS ALWAYS SOMEONE ELSE WITH A JOB THAT IS WORSE THAN YOURS!

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-Summer
~ Pics of ~
~ little ol' ~
~ me! ~

OMG LMAO

That is too funny Summer.


THanks

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<--- wonders if they work on quality testing in teams.

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Though I am different from you,
We were born involved in one another.

For it was not into my ear you whispered, but into my heart. It was not my lips you kissed, but my soul.

Complete surrender should not just come at moments in which one faces overwhelming odds, but in the calm when it seems one is personally in complete control of one's life.

Are you looking for a new position??

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

I always say if the position fits...

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Lots of people talk and few of them know, soul of a woman was created below

I can't get through to her 'cause it doesn't permit
But I'm gonna give her everything I've got to give.

I hear your sweet voice calling
out my name
As I stare from a six foot cell
And from beyond I heard the words
Deceptively Yours

So that's what J&J meant by a hot opportunity in the classifieds last Sunday...hmm....wish I hadn't mailed that resume...

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple

LMAO
now thats gotta be a bad job!!

nikki

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Ravage Me!

Me Time
Long Lonley Night
Tied Up
Teased

http://thesmashedfairy.blogspot.com/

If the shoe fits?

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Calm, quiet, smooth, devastating

THAT was exactly what I needed to see this morning. Very funny.

LOL....way to put things into perspective.

Life's too short to do something you hate. When you are doing something you love, it is no longer a job...it is a vocation.

words of wisdom from wabbit...

That's funny!!!

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~Tainted Love~

What's wrong with this job?

I picture a sweet young interning lass bent over my lap as I slowly slide one into her .... the mandatory 10 times (to gauge accuracy of course) as I sing "99 rectal therms on to test, 99 rectal therms...."

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My Only Two Stories Anywhere!

Afternoon Delight

Delightful Rendezvous!

Is the love I gave her in the past, gonna be enough to last, if tomorrow never comes........

oh coaster!!!!

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~Tainted Love~

PMSL

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What is life?
If not an excuse for death,
and what is death,
if not an escape from life?