05-12-2004, 12:07 PM
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Subject: Two Arabs
Two Arab terrorists are in a locker room taking a shower after their bomb making class, when one notices the other has a huge cork stuck in his butt.
"If you do not mind me saying," said the second, "that cork looks very uncomfortable. Why do you not take it out?"
"I regret I cannot", lamented the first Arab. "It is permanently stuck in my butt."
"I do not understand," said the other.
The first Arab says, "I was walking along the beach and I tripped over an oil lamp. There was a puff of smoke, and then a huge old man in an American flag attire with a white beard and top hat came boiling out. He said, 'I am Uncle Sam, the Genie. I can grant you one wish.'"
I said, "No shit?" God Bless America!
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05-12-2004, 01:50 PM
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ROFLMAO!!!
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05-12-2004, 03:02 PM
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Huggable!
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LOL!!
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05-12-2004, 04:06 PM
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LOL to funny!
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05-13-2004, 03:41 AM
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*LOL*
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05-13-2004, 05:26 AM
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hahahahaha...nice one 
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05-13-2004, 05:41 AM
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Irish,
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05-13-2004, 06:24 AM
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lol....that was a good one!
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