Man is born of woman, and spends the rest of his life trying to get back in!

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Half of a set :halo:

The heart has its reasons which reason knows nothing of~ Blaise Pascal

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The practice of putting women on pedestals began to die out when it was discovered that they could give orders better from there.~ Betty Grable

If I wanted your opinion, I'd remove the duct tape and ask you for it.~ Me
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One man's dream is another man's nightmare~~~~> §¤ Lilith ¤§
~>My Scribbles<~
==>Gone Shopping<== ~Just a Quickie~ *~A Celebration Vacation~* ~Surprises~ Sleeping With the Window Open
What Did You Do Today? Self Defense Class ~Short Sweet Snippets~ § Summer Spin § Story Challenge Submission Pajamas

If the Almighty meant for their to be wives, there would be a Mrs. God ~ W.C. Fields

(Runs for cover)

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Sorry. Wrong door.

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Buy low. Sell high.

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Eudaimonia

*slaps forehead*
No wonder!! I thought it was "Buy slow and hell,... sigh.

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A man bald at forehead, thinks a lot.
A man bald on the back of the head is highly sexed.
A man entirely bald, just thinks he is sexy!

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Half of a set :halo:

"I did not have sex with that woman, Miss Lewinsky" - part of the new Bill Clinton book, "Deny, Deny, Deny", with a forward by Pete Rose.

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

"It is not the critic who counts, not the man who points out how the strong man stumbled, or where the doer of deeds could have done them better. The credit belongs to the man who is actually in the arena; whose face is marred by dust and sweat and blood; who strives valiantly; who errs and comes short again and again; who knows the great enthusiasms, the great devotions, and spends himself in a worthy cause; who, at the best, knows in the end the triumph of high achievement; and who, at worst, if he fails, at least fails while daring greatly, so that his place shall never be with those cold and timid souls who know neither victory nor defeat."

I can't remember who said this, and maybe it is more of a way to live than a pearl of wisdom, but I like it.


McJim

The roadway of life is paved with flat squirrels who couldn't make up their minds.

When in doubt......drop back 5 yards and punt!



You can't rollerskate in a buffalo herd!



If wishes were horses.....beggers would ride!



When the going gets tough....the pervs go to Pixies! [I made that up!....but then....you knew that already, huh? *giggle*]

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Minds are like parachutes. They only work when they are open.

~Thomas Dewar~

Today I just heard a sports announcer commenting about a pro basketball team that's not doing well this season...

"All they need to turn this around is to STOP LOSING AT HOME AND START WINNING ON THE ROAD."

duhhhhhhhhhhhhh !!!!!!

:dizzy:

When in doubt,
run in circles,
scream and shout


duck and cover

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Advice: Wise men don't need it, and fools don't heed it. ~ Ann Nonymous

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"Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former."
- Albert Einstein (1879-1955)

"God is a comedian playing to an audience too afraid to laugh."
- Voltaire (1694-1778)

"I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them."
- Ian L. Fleming (1908-1964)

Don't play in traffic