
12-23-2003, 07:46 PM
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Manwhore
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Not just a pen...
but an FM radio as well!
First of all, we appreciated your purchasing of our radio pen. It functions as a ball-pen and FM Radio while driving, walking, learning, etc. Therefore, customers can now get rid of their old, boring traditional pen (like seperated with the radio individually.) We not only can memo something anywhere anytime but also enjoy listening to music. Broadcast. news at the same time.
The above is the actual opening statement of a product I just received, word for word. It made me laugh...  Anyone else have other examples of this kind of thing? In instruction manuals, on street signs, anywhere else?
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12-23-2003, 07:48 PM
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I have got to get me one of those there new fangled contraptions 
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12-23-2003, 07:48 PM
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Exactly how big *is* this pen? 
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12-24-2003, 12:06 PM
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A normal pen size presumably.
Aqua, can you give me the website you purchased this off please? I might get one of these if I think it's worth it.
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12-24-2003, 12:35 PM
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You can use it while learning! LOL
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12-24-2003, 01:36 PM
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Manwhore
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Quote:
Originally posted by ukGČ
A normal pen size presumably.
Aqua, can you give me the website you purchased this off please? I might get one of these if I think it's worth it.
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Sorry, but it was a gift, and I don't know where it came from exactly.
And Steph... don't forget to use it while driving!
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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12-24-2003, 02:05 PM
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Ethical Epicurean
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Where do you plug in the head phones?
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12-24-2003, 02:25 PM
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Manwhore
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The headphones plug in to the very top, where a pushbutton would be on some pens. When you plug it in, it turns the pen on. There is a button for scan and a button for reset, so tuning in your fave station can take awhile.
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Put me on wheels and I'll turn tricks.
Clever? Nah, I ran out of that years ago. But if you find this, let me know, k?
"The road goes ever on..." ~ Tolkien
In memory of my friend skip...
Go then, there are other worlds than these
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12-25-2003, 12:11 AM
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Re: Not just a pen...
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Originally posted by Aqua
Anyone else have other examples of this kind of thing? In instruction manuals, on street signs, anywhere else?
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I doubt anyone could top that driving/walking/learning radio pen, my dear! 
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12-25-2003, 12:12 AM
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You can use it to memo too 
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12-25-2003, 12:21 AM
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Learning to talk sexy
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Does it vibrate???? 
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12-25-2003, 11:17 AM
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Everybody Stretch!
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Quote:
Originally posted by fzzy
Does it vibrate????
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Inquiring minds wanna know! LOL!
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12-25-2003, 11:20 AM
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Damn.. if that thing vibrates.. I gotta get one... Afterall.. that was the only reason I bought my cell phone..  Gotta love things that can be well hidden.. and vibrate 
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01-04-2004, 07:02 PM
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I was just looking at a certain member here's fam pictures *ahem*cough* Summer *cough*cough* and happen to see that her little guy recieved that same pen. Santa must own stock 
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01-04-2004, 07:14 PM
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Just me.
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I'm holding out for a musical condom that starts playing the Hallelujah Chorus when either partner starts to orgasm.
Now that'll be an invention. 
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