I think I received mine this christmas - from my partner's grandparents, a pink flamingo statue.

It is the most horrific thing I have ever seen. We dumped it on charity today.

Am I a bad person?

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

WhiteNoise~ we have a business here that rents flocks of those pink flamingos ( dressed up in holiday attire) to businesses.

I gave my jewelry to everyone this year and it may not be everyone's taste I suppose.

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A pretty good Christmas all round for me, I'd say. 10 out of 10!

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WhiteNoise and Lil~Our church's youth group has 15 of them that they place on people's lawns. The flamingo-ee can donate money to the church to have them removed and placed on someone else's lawn or wait three days, then members of the youth group will go pick them up. Most people are thrilled and love it.

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"Life is too short to wake up in the morning with regrets. So love the people who treat you right, forget about the ones who don't, and believe that everything happens for a reason. If you get a chance, take it. If it changes your life, then let it, and if you have to wait for what you really want, take the time because nobody said that life would be easy. They just promised it would be worth it." ~ Unknown author

It was a very rough year at this house; I had to give my daughter an IOU as a Christmas present, but with lots of XOXOXOXs included.

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Nothing. Zip. Nada. I've received that for the past 5 years.

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Just be yourself. The rest will fall in line.

Best christmas I have had since I was a kid....

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I could have made money with that thing?? Good golly, miss molly

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It is so hard to look cool walking down a hill!

A box of homemade cookies and candies to a diabetic???? Totally didn't know...... honest!!! (My ex mother-in-law)

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A blessed thing it is for any man or woman to have a friend, one human soul whom we can trust utterly, who knows the best and worst of us, and who loves us in spite of all our faults.

have to go with dress socks for my mother in law....I own one suit and maybe wear it once a year...not much point to it since she gave me the same thing last year....
(though in her defence she did give me other really good stuff)

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Don’t let the hardship of the past, take away from the joy of the present

I purposely found this junky, ugly little snowman tealight candle holder and an ugly 99 cent teddy bear Christmas mug and sent it along with my parents all wrapped up to give to my new step-grandmother since she's a home-wrecker and she makes me sick. Since I wasn't along for the trip, they opened presents without me. My family had to stifle the giggles when she opened it!

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Though dreams can be deceiving, like faces are to hearts; they serve for sweet relieving when fantasy and reality lie too far apart.-Fiona Apple